Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Your penis caused this!
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