if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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