seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
