Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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