All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
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Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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