i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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