I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
What a dumb baby whore.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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