You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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