Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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