Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
40s are totally the cure
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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