he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
She needs sedatives and a leash
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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