I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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