I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
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I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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