If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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