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(917): View more from New York City

sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though

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(906): View more from Michigan

Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers

(1-215): View more from Pennsylvania

6 min

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.

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(253): View more from Washington

Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night

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(253): View more from Washington

He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.

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(+61): View more from Australia

He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.

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