end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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