I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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