This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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