Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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