But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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