i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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