Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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