I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
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Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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