ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
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You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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