That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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