sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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