On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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