so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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