That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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