My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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