Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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