Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I forget how to act sober
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