That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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