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• (214): View more from Texas

  I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited

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  I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend

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• (646): View more from New York

  Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.

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• (518): View more from New York

  It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.

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• (415): View more from California

  Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift

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• (954): View more from Florida

  So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I have aggressive nipples.

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• (315): View more from New York

  You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  you never keep up with shots anymore

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  I'm trying to be more responsible these days

  (918): View more from Oklahoma

  you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.

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