I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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