In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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