I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
operation harelip BJ is a go
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Randomize
