You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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