babies were throwing up all over the place
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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