She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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