Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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