and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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