You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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