"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
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I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.