you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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