You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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