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I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
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I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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