Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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