i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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