I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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