booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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