She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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