we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Randomize
