Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
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either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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