When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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