I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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