By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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