YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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