Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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